Bring Your Own Bear - Without Beer

Bring Your Own Bear - Without Beer - Lyrics

I've been cursed, oh i can't drink

Anymore of this good thing that goes by the name of a beer

…what can i do?

When i drink more than a pint

My liver gives up and then i stop to live

And i puke

When i wake up the next morning

What a headache

It feels like i drank twelve

Rum, whisky, tequila, gin

Vodka and absinthe

I can have them all but all that i wish for

Is this taste that i miss

Brandy, cognac and wine

Porto, moonshine

I can have them all but all that i need

Is a reason to believe

That life’s worth living without beer

I once went out with a girl

And i forgot to tell her that i’m intolerant

And she called us each a beer

And then she called us more

I thought <> and i just drank them all up

But it began, as time went on

I just had to go home

And leave her all alone